Posted in Bars, tagged Bars, Kozy Kar, Polk, Sacramento on October 1, 2009 |
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As any diligent Polk Street enthusiast should do, this weekend I ventured to the new Kozy Kar Bar (1548 Polk at Sacramento) . . . twice. Wait! I rescind: thrice. In addition to two evening stints, the owner gave my friends and I a daytime tour before the place opened. The reason I’m just getting around to writing about Kozy Kar now is that it took me a several days to recover. For now I’ll refrain from editorializing and simply list some of the new dive’s attributes:
– A street sign made of Lite-Brites
– Waterbeds
– Shag carpet
– A pedophile-esque ’70s van as seating
– Floors and a bar top lacquered with ’70s Playboy pin-ups
– Boxed wine “red or white” — enough said
– Cheap canned beer (PBR, Schlitz, Hamm’s, Olympia), all $3
– CB radios for inter-booth conversation
– A flat screen playing Boogie Nights
In short, it’s a theme bar. But it’s a good for a laugh, and it’s photogenic in an über cheesy, my-boss-can’t-see-these-photos kind of way.
But wait let’s play a game! Guess how many augmented breasts are in the photo of the bar’s lacquered floor after the jump! NSFW. (more…)
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While walking down Sacramento the other day, my boyfriend’s sharp eye caught this doozy at the corner of Hyde. Somebody may have had too many cocktails before coming to work. Who edits these things? As my friend Matt suggests, please send all strongly-worded (and correctly-spelled) letters to City Hall at 1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place.
